The Top Poorest Excuses for Committing a Crime
Being a police officer can be a stressful and oftentimes a dangerous job to say the least. However in the stories below the officers involved in these arrests certainly had an amusing tale to share with their loved ones at the dinner table.
1 Child Porn Suspect Claims His Cat Looked Up Porn on His Computer
When 48-year-old Keith Griffin was arrested for downloading over 1000 images of child porn, he told authorities that it was his cat that was committing the horrendous acts. He would download music on his computer and take a walk into the other room. When he would come back, there were explicating pictures of children doing sexual acts on his computer. His cat must be pretty busy.
2 Ohio Man Attests His Vicious Behavior to Being Attacked by A wolf in Germany
After fighting with others and kicking a dog cage, a Ohio man tells police that he goes on a rampage ever since being attacked by a wolf in Germany on a full moon. Authorities were able to verify that he was in Germany. Fact or fiction? You decide.
3 San Francisco EX Con Claims He Was Rolling Up a Car Window when He Was Found In A Stolen Car
Here is a real act of good citizenship. Security guards discovered 28-year-old Weston Reynolds going through a car owner’s glove compartment after noticing their window was open. He figured jumping into their car and giving them a call was the best thing to do. To add another twist to the tale he also decided he would contact the car owner’s roadside assistance. During their investigation authorities revealed Reynolds had other intentions besides just being a Good Samaritan. Apparently the 28-year-old was on parole for grand theft. Despite this the jury bought the Good Samaritan story. They found him guilty of a lesser charge and he did no jail time.
4 Carjacker Claims to be an actor in a Batman Movie
Micah Calamosca a 21 year old Pittsburg man stated that he was acting out a stunt in a Batman movie that was shooting on scene 250 miles away when attempting to carjack another man’s vehicle. Unfortunately for our future star the victim turned out to be a police detective who immediately showed his gun and arrested the carjacker.
5 MississippiWoman Claims She Was Breaking into Cars To look for Members of ISIS
Lisa Carol Roche told arresting officers she was looking for members of ISIS when she had been brought in for breaking into the cars of high school students. The suspect was put in jail and held without any bond pending an appearance in court.
6 A United Kingdom man states he was not paying for a Prostitute but she was showing him where to buy tomatoes
This story is a classic for sure. In 2003, a United Kingdom man was pulled over by authorities as he was getting money from the ATM. He stated that the woman he was about to have sexual contact with was showing him where to purchase tomatoes. The arresting officer said he never heard of such a story for covering up buying a prostitute in 10 years.