The Five Weirdest Things Found in People’s Rectums

Working in a hospital can be quite stressful and sometimes a challenging job. Judging from these interesting stories those who work in the Emergency Room indeed have a daunting task to do at times. These go beyond your typical baby deliveries and Gall Bladder operations.

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1 World War 2 Veteran Uses Live Ammunition to Relieve his Hemorrhoids

A World War 2 Veteran found out the painful hard way that using Live Ammunition is not a good idea to solve a medical issue. The veteran who was suffering from a case of terrible hemorrhoids would shove the shell of a bullet to push the painful critters up. Unfortunately in one case the ammunition became lodged in the man’s rectal area. Making matters worse the ammunition was live and could probably blow up the entire emergency room and hospital. Hospital staff quickly alerted the bomb squad to assist in having the dangerous item removed.

World War 2 Veteran Uses Live Ammunition to Relieve  his Hemorrhoids.

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2 Crime Victim Has a Coke Bottle Inserted Into His Anus

A 60-year-old crime victim had a coke bottle inserted into his anal cavity after a gang of thieves had forced the favorite drinking beverage up his rectum. Unfortunately, the victim had suffered for days with constipation thanks to the unique location of the bottle preventing him from having proper bowel movements. The hospital emergency room staff eventually were able to disengage the item from theaffected area.

Crime Victim Has a Coke Bottle Inserted Into His Anus

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3 Lawyer Inserts A Perfume Bottle Up His Rectum

A 39-year-old lawyer gave a teaching hospital a unique lesson in emergency surgery when staff had to remove a perfume bottle that he inserted up his rectal area. The bottle that was 3 cm by 17 cm gave the surgeons quite the challenge in removing the foreign item. The procedure was a success. The lawyer had been offered psychological treatment, but he declined all offers from the teaching hospital.

In the pictures below the left-hand side shows the anus of the lawyer with the perfume bottle. On the right is an x-ray of a man who shoved a 20 cm by 4 cm dildo up his rectum. Mathematically this equates to a 7.8″ penis. The average penis size is 6″.

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Lawyer Inserts A Perfume Bottle Up His Rectum

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4 Unsuccessful Attempt to Remove Vibrator with Salad Tongs

Shoving a vibrator up his rectum,a gentlemen unsuccessfully used a pair of Salad Tongs to try to remove the item. The end result the man had both a vibrator and Salad tongs that he had to go to the emergency room to have removed. Luckily hospital staff were able to remove both items successfully.

Unsuccessful Attempt to Remove Vibrator with Salad Tongs

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5 Lawyers Falls In Shower On Top Of His Ringing Cell Phone

Talk about having your phone attached to you. This was the case with a Georgia lawyer who fell in his shower on top of his ringing cell phone. Unfortunately for the attorney the phone had become lodged in his rectal area and had to pay a visit to the local emergency room to have the ringing device removed. Surgeons had quite a laugh as they attempted to silence the ringing phone so they could remove the device.

Lawyers Falls In Shower On Top Of His Ringing Cell Phone

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