You Are Going To Crack Up After Reading These Funny Letters Written By Kids To Santa
Children have done their job of being naughty or nice the year round, and now they are ready to take their presents from Father Christmas. One of the best things that we get to see this time of the year on the internet are the letters from kids to Santa, which are obviously published by their parents on different social media platforms.
This year too, we have some real gems in the form of letters which these kids have written in all honesty to their beloved bearded gift-bringer. Some kids just talk to Santa, while some give out an entire list of gifts and some, on the other hand, are just pure pushy and demand nothing less than perfection in their presents. No matter what they write and what they want, kids never fail to crack us up through their words. So, let’s get started and show you some of the inappropriate yet funny letters that went to the North Pole.
1A deferred present
This one knows what she wants, but more than that she also knows that, she doesn’t want it just yet. A sister would be great, but she would rather wait for two more years.
2He seriously wants to change
He has remained a kid till now and possibly he is tired after all these years. Knowing that dragons are powerful and big, he now wants to become one. He even gives a second option to Santa but emphasizes that he would rather love it if Santa could turn him into a dragon.
This is my favorite one! The little kid here knows that the world is facing a problem by the presence of all those guns and he asked Santa to do the sweetest thing possible to end the hatred that in there in the world.
4Demanding a real dog
Although the other things that this kid wants are quite simple, but him demanding a dog that poops; is something that has made me fall in love with him. He probably knows that he might get a fake dog, so he is making sure on his part, that he gets the real deal!
5A house full of pets
This kid surely loves animals a whole lot than we can even imagine. If his demands are met, his house is going to be full of pets and he can then enjoy to the core!
6No time to write the list
Here, the work has been outsourced to the dad. Santa will have to talk to the father of the kid to know what all is desired. Although the child has no time or patience to list out the gifts but sends lots of love to Father Christmas. Isn’t that sweet?
7A caring kid
This one has taken it upon himself/herself to tell Santa that he is overweight and that he seriously needs to lose some of those extra pounds. Being careful of his diet, the kid has decided to not leave cookies for him and has rather made a new menu with vegetables and Ultra Slim Milk.
8Easing the pressure
Even this kid knows that it might get tough for Santa to arrange for all the toys that kids demand from him, so he has just asked for some money.
9Everything for the family
This girl is totally sorted in the sense that she knows exactly what she wants not just for herself, but for her entire family. And on top of that, she even asks what kind of cookies Santa would like to have.
She doesn’t want anything for herself, but has a whole bunch of questions for Santa. This little girl asks all sorts of questions; ranging from the kind of cookies he likes to the number of underwear he has.
11No new gifts!
Well, this is something that actually her mother would have known, but apparently, she doesn’t. So, Sophie has asked Santa to look for her leggings and tell her where her pair is. Just that!
12The Good Boy and the bad boy
Tyler here knows that he has been a good boy and also acknowledges that at times he is lazy, which makes him a bad boy. So, after giving his explanations, he goes on to ask for all the toys that he wants for Christmas.
Adopting a rather menacing tone, this kid asks for a pony. And he looks damn serious in demanding his present, so much so that if his pony doesn’t reach him, Santa will have to face the consequences!
14Two messages in one letter
This letter is rather an interesting one, considering it has two messages coming from one house. The message that comes first is from a child who loves Santa and hopes that he likes the cookies, but the other kid has taken a totally opposite stance. Howsoever funny the second message may look like at first, but we would really like this kid to settle his issues with Santa because hoping such a fate for Father Christmas will only make him end up in the naughty list.
This kid knows that Santa brings battery-operated toys for him, but always forgets the batteries. So, this time he is making sure that Santa brings the batteries also so that he can instantly start playing with his toys.